"Never learn to do anything: if you don’t learn, you’ll always find someone else to do it for you."
"Never learn to do anything: if you don’t learn, you’ll always find someone else to do it for you."
"Man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find someone quickly to whom he can hand over that great gift of freedom with which the ill-fated creature is born."
This is less of a “this is fucking crazy” and more of a “this is fucking annoying”, but here we go.
I mean, am I right? How much does it suck to be all into a magazine article, you’re at to the bottom of the 4th page in, and those awful, unnecessary words, “Continued on page 94” appear in…
Annoying doesn’t begin to cover it
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
"The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood."
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
"Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed."