February 2012
35 posts
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret
Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten...
– Calvin Coolidge
Extraordinary 298-Million-Year-Old Forest... →
But of course what with the earth being only 4000 years old, this is just fake ;)
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
– H.G.Wells
Why do you have a hot water heater when you don’t need to heat hot water?
– Anon
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s...
– Groucho Marx
The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write,...
– Alvin Toffler
One should as a rule respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid...
– Bertrand Russell
He’s like, ‘Hey, man, where are you from?’ So I told him,...
– Hari Kondabolu
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to...
– Dick Cavett
Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own.
– Georg Christopher Lichtenberg
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don’t know what...
– Kurt Vonnegut
When nothing goes right, go left.
– Anon
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
– Robert Heinlein
Press-To-Open Keyring Just Blew My Mind (And Saved... →
One of those things which make me go ‘Why didn’t somebody think of this sooner?’
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman;...
– Robertson Davies
I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if...
– Mitch Hedberg
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should...
– Clare Booth Luce
When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it...
– Edward R. Murrow
January 2012
35 posts
If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must...
– George Bernard Shaw
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good...
– Oscar Wilde
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
– Laurence J. Peter
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get...
– I.F.Stone
How One Man Got Lost in a Computer & Other Tales... →
Rational arguments don’t usually work on religious people. Otherwise,...
– Doris Egan