November 2007
30 posts
“Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.”
– Michel de Montaigne
Joke of the Day
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, “No thanks. I don’t drink. I tried it once, but I didn’t like it.” So the bartender said, “Well, would you like a cigarette?” But the man said, “No thanks. I don’t smoke. I tried it once, but I didn’t like...
“The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there...”
– Ellen DeGeneres
“Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually...”
– Margaret Halsey
“If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?”
– Anon
“To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
“Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new?”
– Anon
“After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I...”
– William S. Burroughs
“Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you...”
– George Carlin
“Correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t the fine line between sanity and...”
– George Price
“There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?”
– Dick Cavett
“Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.”
– Brendan Gill
Animal Torture
Ichneumon wasps are insects that could inspire a horror movie: it picks a victim, usually a caterpillar, and injects her eggs into the host’s body. Often she also injects a poison that paralyzes the victim without killing it. Then, it eats the caterpillar but it keeps the victim alive as long as possible by eating its fatty deposits and digestive organs first and saving the heart and central...
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“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate,...”
– Bertarnd Russell
“Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right...”
– EB White
“No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of...”
– Michael Pritchard
“An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.”
– Simon Cameron
“I’ve always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.”
– Pat Conroy
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Lawyer joke
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren’t sure the man was dead, were you? Coroner: Well, let me put...
SELF-REFERENCE JOKES →
“To believe is to know you believe, and to know you believe is not to believe.”
– Jean-Paul Sartre
“He may be mad, but there’s method in his madness. There nearly always is...”
– GK Chesterton
“A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then...”
– Fred Allen 