January 2008
23 posts
“Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until...”
– Mike Myers
“If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?”
– iGoogle
“All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I...”
– HL Mencken
“I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.”
– 3Steven Pearl
“The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have...”
– Katharine Whitehorn
“One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.”
– Larry Gelbart
“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.”
– Leo J. Burke
“The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the...”
– Oscar Wilde
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”
– Edgar Bergen
“The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it...”
– Jean Giraudoux
“If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.”
– Dick Cavett
“Women make up 50% of the world’s population, comprise 33.3% of the...”
– UNO Document 1982
“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of...”
– Doug Larson
“Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.”
– John Russell
“If a crime fighter fights crime and a firefighter fights fire, what does a...”
– iGoogle
“Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...”
– Christopher Hampton
“The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than...”
– Robert Frost
“When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure...”
– Clyde B. Aster
“When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to...”
– Theodore Roosevelt
“Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.”
– Elias Schwartz
“Why is the word abbreviate so long?”
– iGoogle
“Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard...”
– Mark Twain
“Why is the word abbreviate so long?”
– iGoogle 