November 2008
62 posts
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
– Charles McCabe
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up...
– Joe Martin
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
– Anon
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
– iGoogle
Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we...
– George Bernard Shaw
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me...
– J.D.Salinger
Isn’t the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
– iGoogle
Things are only impossible until they’re not.
– Jean-Luc Picard
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from...
– Casey Stengel
In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is....
– Gertrude Stein
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
– Dick Werthimer
Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
– Karl Marx
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT...
– Groucho Marx
The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous.
– Shana Alexander
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t grow in it?
– iGoogle
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
– Albert Camus
You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of...
– Plato
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Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to...
– Plato
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for...
– Gustave Flaubert
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of...
– Plato
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
– Jules Renard
We can have facts without thinking but we cannot have thinking without facts.
– John Dewey
Only the dead have seen the end of war.
– Plato
We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned...
– Bill Vaughan
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
– Evan Esar
Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for...
– Antoine de Saint-Exupery
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can...
– Jack Handey
The best way to keep one’s word is not to give it.
– Napoleon Bonaparte
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