December 2008
87 posts
“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.”
– Lynda Barry
“If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.”
– Jimmy Buffet
“There is always a well-known solution to every human problem—neat,...”
– H.L.Mencken
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“As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought...”
– Hagar the Horrible
“What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered...”
– iGoogle
“I have not lost my mind - it’s backed up on disk somewhere.”
– Anon
“Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach is...”
– Adrienne E.Gusoff
“Are people born stupid or do they have to work at it?”
– iGoogle
“If you want something bad enough, chances are you won’t get it.”
– Murphy’s law
“First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the...”
– Honore de Balzac
“I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought:...”
– Ronnie Shakes
“Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from...”
– Albert Einstein
“Getting caught is the mother of invention.”
– Robert Bryne
“Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as...”
– Oscar Wilde
“A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.”
– Granville Hicks
“I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand...”
– Terry Pratchett
“It’s not paranoia if someone’s really out to get you.”
– Anon
“Until you’ve lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was.”
– Margaret Mitchell
“Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.”
– John F. Kennedy
“Why is an orange an orange but an apple not a red?”
– iGoogle
“I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I...”
– Joseph Baretti
“The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of...”
– Laurence J.Peter
“We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.”
– Aesop
“It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.”
– Abraham Lincoln
“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of...”
– Plato