February 2008
31 posts
“A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging...”
– William James
“If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?”
– Vince Lombardi
“There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites...”
– Peter De Vries
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.”
– Jackie Mason
“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.”
– Jane Wagner
“The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.”
– George Bernard Shaw
“Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who...”
– Nora Ephron
“The trouble with weather forecasting is that it’s right too often for us...”
– Patrick Young
In Plain Sight !!!
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard stops him and says, “What”s in the bags?”
“Sand,” answered Juan.
The guard says, “We’ll just see about that get off the bike.”
The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He...
“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
– Abraham Lincoln
“The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally...”
– David Friedman
“Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you...”
– Howard Aiken
John Cleese’s “Letter to America” « Things Are... →
Jus 1 word - FUNNY !!!
“In religion and politics, people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost...”
– Mark Twain
“Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that...”
– George Carlin
“Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim...”
– Scott Adams
“You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.”
– Milton Berle
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.”
– Franklin P. Jones
“Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and...”
– Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
“Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.”
– Niels Bohr
“As I grow older , I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to...”
– H.Rider Haggard
“Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?”
– iGoogle
“Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef?”
– iGoogle
“The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of...”
– Quentin Crisp
“An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an...”
– GK Chesterton
If the entire world is a stage, where is the... →
“If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?”
– iGoogle
“I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.”
– Oscar Wilde
“The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.”
– John Kenneth Galbraith
“If someone with multiple personalities robs a bank who is charged with the...”
– iGoogle
“The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.”
– Jane Wagner 