July 2008
38 posts
“Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.”
—Orson Welles
“The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.”
—Mark Twain
“To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.”
—Joan Klempner
“If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?”
—iGoogle
“What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.”
—Margot Asquith
“Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.”
—Terry Pratchett
“A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.”
—Burt Bacharach
“You can’t have a light without a dark to stick it in.”
—Arlo Guthrie
“Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.”
—Laurence J. Peter
“Crime does not pay … as well as politics.”
—Alfred E. Newman
“I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I finally won out over it.”
—Mary Chase
“My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what’s really going on to be scared.”
—PJ Plauger
“The things we know best are the things we haven’t been taught.”
—Marquis de Vauvenargues
“Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?”
—iGoogle
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