August 2008
70 posts
“The average person thinks he isn’t.”
– Father Larry Lorenzoni
“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”
– Walter Bagehot
“You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have...”
– John J.Plomp
“Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you...”
– Anon
“One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper...”
– Oscar Wilde
“There are only two ways of telling the complete truth—anonymously and...”
– Thomas Sowell
“I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and said, ‘I’d like some...”
– Jay Leno
“Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.”
– Fran Lebowitz
“A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still...”
– Jerry Seinfeld
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“Why do phone companies give you a number to call if your phone doesn’t...”
– iGoogle
“Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be...”
– Charles de Gaulle
“My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the...”
– Jean Rostand
“She had an unequalled gift… of squeezing big mistakes into small...”
– Henry James
“I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.”
– Totie Fields
“I am a Marxist—of the Groucho tendency.”
– Anon
“There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.”
– Robert Byrne
“The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the...”
– Russell Green
“No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them...”
– Michel de Montaigne
“By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains...”
– Richard Dawkins
“If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn’t have given us arms.”
– Mike Ditka
“There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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“Men who never get carried away should be.”
– Malcolm Forbes
“What if this weren’t a hypothetical question?”
– iGoogle
“Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing...”
– Samuel Johnson
“Procrastination isn’t the problem, it’s the solution. So...”
– Ellen DeGeneres
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“The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.”
– Robert R. Covevou
“In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry...”
– Peter Drucker
“My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people’s.”
– Oscar Wilde
“A hypocrite is a person who—but who isn’t?”
– Don Marquis
“I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.”
– George Bernard Shaw
“I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.”
– Richard Lewis
“Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody...”
– Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
“Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful...”
– Laurence J.Peter
“Man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find someone quickly to whom he...”
– Fyodor Dostoevsky
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Q: Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?
A: They already have boyfriends.
“When everyone is somebody, then no one’s anybody.”
– W.S.Gilbert 