August 2008
70 posts
“When everyone is somebody, then no one’s anybody.”
– W.S.Gilbert
“For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of...”
– H.L.Mencken
“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”
– W.C.Fields
“Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.”
– Barbara Tober
WatchLightning
“The government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short...”
– Ronald Reagan
“A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.”
– Robert Frost
“Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.”
– Rita Mae Brown
“A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped,...”
– Ring Lardner
“My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you...”
– Jessica Alba
“One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good...”
– Nancy Astor
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“The only thing worse than a man you can’t control is a man you can.”
– Margo Kaufman
“It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them...”
– Evan Esar
“A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help...”
– Henry Morgan
“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.”
– Robert Benchley
“To be amused by what you read—that is the great spring of happy...”
– CE Montague
“The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to...”
– Oscar Wilde 