February 2009
65 posts
January 2009
94 posts
Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
“There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish...”
– Doctor Who
“A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it...”
– Piet Hein
The Addams Family Theme Song
“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
“You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.”
– Anonymous
“The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it...”
– Nash
“Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong,...”
– Patrick Murra
“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”
– Sigmund Freud
“A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight...”
– John Updike
“If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.”
– John Kenneth Galbraith
“If something was miss-spelled in a dictionary how would we know?”
– iGoogle
“Imagine a world in which generations of human beings come to believe that...”
– Sam Harris,author
“We are all atheists about most of the Gods that man have ever believed in. Some...”
– Richard Dawkins
“Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real...”
– E. Joseph Cossman
“When someone says “You know what they say…” Who are they?”
– iGoogle
Conficker Worm Spreads Fast, Infects Millions →
The Hindu : Court strikes down ban on smoking... →
As for the depiction of smoking scenes in films, the court observed that films reflect social realities, and there are several happenings in society like sexual assault and theft which are undesirable but are shown in movies.
“What is the purpose of that little ball on top of the flagpole?”
– iGoogle
“A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.”
– Bob Edwards
What would it take to beat Google? →
One of the toughest battles a competitor will need to wage is removing Google from the public consciousness. The average person who doesn’t follow search engines or has little knowledge about the Web, usually doesn’t say, “I need to surf to my favorite search engine and find out about President Obama’s economic policy.” It may sound simplistic, but I’ve found...
“Forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably & never...”
– Anon
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who...”
– Kin Hubbard
“What is the definition of “is”?”
– iGoogle
“It is bad luck to be superstitious.”
– Andrew W. Mathis
“Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and...”
– Herb Caen
“We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine.”
– H.L.Mencken
“In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like...”
– Paul Harvey
“Wisdom is what’s left after we’ve run out of personal opinions.”
– Cullen Hightower
“If nobody spoke unless he had something to say, the human race would very soon...”
– W. Somerset Maugham
Mozart 'De'composing
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s...
“Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be...”
– Bertrand Russell 