August 2009
150 posts
“Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don’t know and I...”
– William Safire
5 Tips For Safe Computing – Without Dying →
Alternate marketing slogans for Windows 7 →
Hysterical.
“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.”
– Anatole France
Add Sony Remotes to the List of Things Man Never... →
You know what would be great, Sony? If you just came out and said, “We have no unique ideas pertaining to a new line of remotes. So stick with what you’ve been using and things will probably be alright, barring an aquatic act of God that will probably destroy your TV and every other possession you hold dear anyway.”
Kindle is More Environmentally Friendly Than... →
How Many Nukes Will It Really Take to Instantly... →
Conclusion: WE NEED MORE NUKES, NOT FEWER. Better die instantly than having to survive nuclear winter and another yet another horrible movie with Mel Gibson playing Mad Max. One that would last for a few hundred years at that.
Back to the Future →
Blaze Launches Applications and Automates... →
Physical Storage vs. Digital Storage | The Mozy... →
The newest entry level MacBook Pro can hold:
100,701 photos + 13,644 songs + 35.5 movies = 1007 photo albums + 909 casette tapes + 20 VHS tapes
Give or Take A Gazillion...
The Secretary of Defense is briefing President Bush on Iraq. “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.” “Oh no!” exclaims the president, “That’s terrible!” His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands.
Finally, he looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”
Microsoft Takes Its Antipiracy Crusade All The Way... →
“Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning,...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Doing nothing is very hard to do … you never know when you’re...”
– Leslie Nielson
“If living conditions don’t stop improving in this country, we’re...”
– Russell P. Askue
Partly cloudy, chance of labels →
“It’s called civilization. Women invented it, and every time you men blow it all...”
– Orson Scott Card (via loveyourchaos)
“Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night...”
– Good Will Hunting (via cherrylolita)
“A teacher is one who talks in someone else’s sleep”
– Ginger Meggs
Blogger Buzz Blog Is Trying To Communicate With Us →
E.T maybe?
“Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?”
– iGoogle
“Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may...”
– Charles Caleb Colton
Profile: Vinayaka →
How did I get here? →
“He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.”
– Saki
Let's Talk
A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?” “Oh,...
“Can you be a closet claustrophobic?”
– iGoogle
“There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a...”
– Robertson Davies 