September 2009
152 posts
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is PARENTS.
– John J.Plomp
Growing old is inevitable, growing UP is optional.
– Anon
The Middle of Nowhere →
Yup, that’s were I’m off to. At least that’s what it feels like. No phone (roaming ain’t cheap) & no hi-speed internet (I’ll be lucky to get dial up) means no chatting & talking to friends (I’ll…
Humming Bird - From Birth to Freedom →
Notes for a Screenplay: If Real Life Were Like... →
Don’t be so humble, you are not that great.
– Ginger Meggs
Infotoons by Lunchbreath →
The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent
– John Maynard Keynes
Free →
8 Iconic TV Show Buildings That Actually Exist |... →
How does interpretation work at the United... →
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
– Jane Caminos
What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical...
– Vilhjalmur Stefansson
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to...
– Mark Twain
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
– Alan Kay
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
– Paul Beatty
7 Strange Animals Bred for Business Purposes |... →
Simple Rules To Live By
The FEMALE always makes the rules.
The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification…by the FEMALE.
No MALE can possibly know all the RULES.
If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.
The FEMALE is never wrong.
If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something...
Funny yet so true...
What is the thinnest book in the world? “What Men Know About Women”
What’s the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature
How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head
What do men and beer bottles have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up
How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares
How many men does it take to change a...
Where is McDonalds? →
What Is All This? →
The difference between science and magic is that magicians usually know what...
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Plastic Concrete: Hippie's Wet Dream, Hit Man's... →
How come all these inventions never get used in the real world?
Virus Sculptures From Old Computer Parts by... →
Sydney Dust Storm →
10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets - Slashfood →
Co-workers at Waldoboro store discover they are... →
Ghostshark has Sex Organ on Head →
The Truth Part II, Dear Readers [Image Cache] →
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the...
– Sir Winston Churchill
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
– George Burns
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
– Aeschylus
The Graduate →
Yes! that’s me. Finally, two years of hard work & toil (read: fun & games) have paid off. My 20 year career in the field of education – 2 years of kindergarten, 10+2 years of school, 1 year of…
80+ Strange and Fantastic Buildings Architecture |... →
There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to...
– Alfred Korzybski
What is the collective noun for a group of lawyers?
Expensive.
– Ginger Meggs
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
– Russel Lynes
First-Gen T. Rex Was No Bigger Than You | Wired... →