What was the best thing before sliced bread?– Anon
As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought...– Hagar the Horrible
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long...– Sam Levenson
A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s...– Rodney Dangerfield
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good....– Charlotte Whitton
Damn You Auto Correct! →
Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.– Evan Davis
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?– Anon
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.– Gian Vincenzo Gravina
Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.– Anon
Male or Female
You might not know this, but a lot of non-living objects are either male or female. For example - Freezer Bags are male, coz they hold everything in but you an see right through them. Photocopiers are female, coz once turned off…it takes a while to get warmed up again. They’re an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed but can wreak havoc if you push the wrong...
Task Management At Its Best With wunderlist →
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits...– Anonymous
Spoon lets you run desktop apps anywhere with no... →
A Galaxy, Edgewise →
This segment of light suspended in space is actually an entire galaxy, spanning 35,000 light years across and containing billions of stars. We just happen to be looking at it almost perfectly edge-on.
Holding An Exploded Water Balloon →
Edward Horsford has taken a series of high-speed pictures that captures a water balloon…without the balloon. The shots are snapped at the point of explosion, when the balloon skin breaks open. It looks like he’s somehow holding a ball of water.
How Fanboys, Fandroids and Crackberry Junkies See... →
Nanopath is a maze-based brain teaser --... →
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.– Mark Twain
I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.– Mark Twain
If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to almost anything– Fred Menger
Where There's Water... →
Astronaut Douglas Wheelock, aboard the ISS, snapped this nighttime photo of the Nile as he shot over it on Saturday. The contrast between where there is life and there is not is striking, to say the least.
Sometime they’ll give a war and nobody will come.– Carl Sandburg
Three little sentences will get you through life. Number one: Cover for me....– Homer Simpson
No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on...– Homer Simpson
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from...– Homer Simpson