December 2010
40 posts
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
– Mark Twain
Oh My God!!!
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,”My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third Catholic gent says, “My...
Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.
– George Santayana
Why be a man when you can be a success?
– Bertolt Brecht
Hey Delhi, This Is Cold... →
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
– iGoogle
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I...
– William S. Burroughs
It is a difficult choice sometimes whether to feel revolted at the male sex or...
– Dr.Susan Calvin
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are...
– P.G.Wodehouse
Online converter - convert video, images, audio... →
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
– H.L.Mencken
Giant Slides Should be Obligatory In Every... →
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
– Arthur C. Clarke
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new...
– Isaac Asimov
Porn in the United Kingdom to become opt-in →
Just what we need!!!
Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
– Thomas H. Huxley
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke
The covers of this book are too far apart.
– Ambrose Pierce
Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the...
– Evan Esar
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive...
– Douglas Adams
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without...
– Oscar Wilde
5 Commandments of Laptops →
The last couple of weeks have been pretty hectic. First, I find out I can neither cook nor keep house. Why is that? Coz if I can’t make idly, that simplest of breakfast dishes, it means I can’t…
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will...
– Fran Lebowitz
Teach Parents Tech →
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
– George Jean Nathan
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot...
– Anon
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely...
– Anon
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has...
– Thomas Sowell
Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some.
– Jose Marti
This Is What It's Like to Stare a Black Hole In... →
Back to the Future →
Where things are as they once were. Philosophy? Nah, I’m talking about backup & restore! A couple of weeks ago I wrote Newbie Guide to Windows Backups, listing the 3 apps most useful for the…
10 Online Geography Games →