October 2011
45 posts
A Magical Puff of Smoke Could Outshine Any Costume... →
10 Impressive Spots On Earth You Can See With... →
Dilbert
Comic for October 30, 2011 - http://pulse.me/s/2EcTF
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
– Fran Lebowitz
The more things change, the more they remain… insane.
– Michael Fry and T. Lewis
Anon
This job hasn’t killed me or made me stronger.
Full Kindle heavier than empty one! →
By the order of a few electrons, at least.
50 Tons of Plastic Recycled Into Scottish Foot... →
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you...
– Stephen F Roberts
Talk is cheap…except when Congress does it.
– Anon
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics...
– Pericles (430 BC)
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame,...
– John Adams
Quitting Time! →
The world’s best resignation letter - Sir, Screw you! Sincerely XYZ
While I didn’t give that in writing, I did quit LIC on the first of October. Seeing as how they have a…
No man alive or dead understands women! And even if there was one, he wouldn’t...
– Anon
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great...
– Sir Winston Churchill
I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an...
– Georges Duhamel
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who...
– Anon
Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.
– Norman Douglas
It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
– Tallulah Bankhead
Married To Your Phone →
Now you see me, now you don’t!
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
– Doug Larson
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to do nothing. - http://pulse.me/s/1XSQB
Life
They go, ‘Well, you learn a lot about life growing up in a big family, don’t you?’ Yeah, I learned that I’m replaceable.