US Army Declares War on Vision, Aesthetics, and... →
If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is...– Arthur C. Clarke
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.– Arthur C. Clarke
Deeply Real Or Superficially Normal? →
Now that the puducherry fellow turned out to be a bust too, my grandfather has started championing his Salem guy again! He calls my mom, then my dad and now finally its my turn to talk to him…
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You stand before me a magnificent testament to woman’s power to seriously break a guy’s brain.
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How every girl secretly feels about her boyfriend ;)
Ctrl Alt Del - Perky (2006-01-07) →
Men are so easy to cheer up! Amen.
How To Find Inner Peace
Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished. Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Royal Challenge, a bottle of Black Label, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockat of Kurkuthees, tha mainder of bot...
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...– Terry Pratchett
Well Of Course This Pastafarian Wore a Pasta... →
Alm is a proud member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Or, rather, he’s a regular atheist who likes to poke gentle fun at religious types by insisting there’s a giant pasta being watching over us from on high.
The Road Less Travelled… →
2011 has been a particularly good gadget year for me. I started out by getting my laptop in January, followed it up with my Samsung Galaxy S 2 this June and to top it all off, I’m finally getting…
3D Printer →
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more...– Samuel Johnson
Ctrl Alt Del - Called (2011-07-11) →
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel,...– Albert Einstein
I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father’s...– Charles Lamb
Drastically different days. →
Arizona Dust Storm
(via I Want to Get Lost In This Sea of Clouds and Stars)
Forever unknown. →
You look fine. Let’s go. →
It is often said that Change is inevitable. Anything that doesn’t change, dies. If you think about it, it’s self evident. A tiger cannot always outrun its prey, sometimes it has to use stealth…
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it...– De La Lastra’s Law
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by...– Paul Dirac
Speed kills, Love only infuriates.– Ginger Meggs
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. What you call dog with no legs? Don’t matter what you call him, he ain’t gonna come Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do Behind every...