September 2011
41 posts
Enjoy your view from the top of the food chain. →
“I am fine with Stupidity. But not with people who make a career out of it.”
– Anon
Facebook
Glad the Facebook redesign helped distract you from everything actually wrong with your life. - http://pulse.me/s/1MPGy
Gamers Crack Code That Could Lead to New AIDS... →
“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...”
– W.C.Fields
There Comes a Time in Every Man’s Life… →
Next time she tells me I did something mean in her dream I’m going to respond with “Whoa! It actually worked.” And when she asks, “What worked?” I’ll say, “I N C E P T I O N.” Why doesn’t the dream version of me ever do nice things?
“I hope that when I die, people say about me, ‘Boy, that guy sure owed me a...”
– Jack Handey
“I’m not always right but I’m never wrong.”
– Garfield
“The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool...”
– John Ciardi
Thanks for calling to tell me that you just sent... →
“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to...”
– Bill Cosby
“Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn’t immune to...”
– Anon
Apple Tech Support at Its Very Finest →
LIC Terms of Service →
Any self respecting website or software service has a Terms of Service and privacy policy; they are the Internet’s equivalent of what we used to call the fine print. You have to agree to accept…
“You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.”
– Scott Adams
Internet Faux Pas
It's the Principle! →
“The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our...”
– Clarence Darrow
“I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple reason that he...”
– G.K.Chesterton
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