The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can’t help it.– Leo Rosten
I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist.– Sally Kempton
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.– John Benfield
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There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking.– Thomas Alva Edison
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world...– James Magary
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“I was listening to these two guys, and one of them used a word that really pissed me off, because it was how he used it, he used the word ‘hilarious’. That’s one of those words that we use, that we don’t care what it means. We go right to the top shelf with our words now. We don’t think about how we talk. We just say, right to the fucking, ‘Dude, it was amazing!’ Really? You were amazed? You were...
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This museum = must see!
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.– George Ade