Sanity calms but madness is more interesting

literaryreference: tastefullyoffensive: “In three years of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:28:24 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

[via]

What I want to know is, is the teacher the one who drew the shark?

I’d like to know too :-D

zulchep: bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:44:10 -0400

zulchep:

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

Beth, this is for you.

See Spot run!

"Never learn to do anything: if you don’t learn, you’ll always find someone else to do it..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:40:33 -0400

“Never learn to do anything: if you don’t learn, you’ll always find someone else to do it for you.”

- Mark Twain

"Man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find someone quickly to whom he can hand over that..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:52:22 -0400

“Man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find someone quickly to whom he can hand over that great gift of freedom with which the ill-fated creature is born.”

- Fyodor Dostoevsky

theanimalblog: Dias Perrunos. Photo by mls2012 I love dogs

Tue, 14 May 2013 07:56:19 -0400

theanimalblog:

Dias Perrunos. Photo by mls2012

I love dogs

Know What's Fucking Crazy?: Magazine Stories Continued At The End.

Tue, 14 May 2013 07:53:53 -0400

Know What's Fucking Crazy?: Magazine Stories Continued At The End.:

knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:

This is less of a “this is fucking crazy” and more of a “this is fucking annoying”, but here we go.

I mean, am I right? How much does it suck to be all into a magazine article, you’re at to the bottom of the 4th page in, and those awful, unnecessary words, “Continued on page 94” appear in…

Annoying doesn’t begin to cover it

theanimalblog: Red Fox (Kit) Vulpes vulpes. Photo by PixelHawk

Tue, 14 May 2013 07:52:39 -0400

theanimalblog:

Red Fox (Kit) Vulpes vulpes. Photo by PixelHawk

"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?..."

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:31:02 -0400

“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?”

- George Carlin

Non Sequitur

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:29:07 -0400

Non Sequitur

U.S. Acres

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:27:59 -0400

U.S. Acres

"If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style."

Tue, 07 May 2013 10:45:38 -0400

“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.”

- Quentin Crisp

"The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly..."

Tue, 07 May 2013 10:45:25 -0400

“The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood.”

- Logan Pearsall Smith

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it..."

Fri, 03 May 2013 11:32:09 -0400

“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”

- Herm Albright

Evolution rocks!

Thu, 02 May 2013 22:58:43 -0400

Evolution rocks!

"Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff,..."

Wed, 01 May 2013 10:31:41 -0400

“Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.”

- Elbert Hubbard

U.S. Acres

Wed, 01 May 2013 10:30:15 -0400

U.S. Acres

Calvin & Hobbes

Wed, 01 May 2013 10:17:51 -0400

Calvin & Hobbes

Non Sequitur

Wed, 01 May 2013 10:14:18 -0400

Non Sequitur

Ozy & Millie

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:50:37 -0400

Ozy & Millie

theanimalblog: Untitled. Photo by Navid J

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:09:23 -0400

theanimalblog:

Untitled. Photo by Navid J